Volatile

We’re done trying for 25 man raids this Expansion.
The time it would take to mass recruit enough bodies to fill the raid.
The time it would take to train these people how to raid.
The time it would take to gear those people.
The time it would take to replace those that get bored waiting for a new batch to be prep’d.
Deathwing will be killable before all that.

Fuck it…
We have the people to complete a 10 man and that’s all I really want.
No reason to rebuild him better, stronger, faster.
Fuck your technology and that bionic man you rode in on.

Maybe I’ll start running a GDKP pug on the weekends and let those that have too much gold see something beyond the plague wing.

Bozo may be down the page, but recruitment was never closed. Here’s a quick run down of what we’re looking for (in no particular order):
Paladins of Any Spec
Maybe another Warrior
A Single Baller Rogue
Jesus Christ… a Shaman
I’d ask for a mage but they never seem to stick around
We just might even consider taking another death knight

Oh and I almost forgot….
Huntards lots and lots of Huntards

Clowns are creepy…
Really creepy…
And Bozo has been on the front page for months…
Yet I really like that picture of Bozo…
Anywho, I’m sick of listening to them complain about there not being an update so here’s a random picture from my screen shot folder.

We are once again accepting applications. Please be advised that if accepted, your trial period will go on for as long as we deem necessary. Also, for some reason I feel it necessary to warn any potential application that we will be going through your armory with a fine toothed comb. So if there is something that might be questionable then you better take care of it before visiting our application board.

Despite getting cock-blocked for Tuesday night’s raid by Blizzard’s patch day server load we were able to go in to ICC strong on Wednesday and Thursday to kick some serious ass. First week ICC25 cleared and ICC10×3 cleared

And just a small recount of what we’ve been doing over the past few weeks.
ToGC25: 2/5 (without the need to pug in from another guild)
I know we would of had Faction Champs down this week if Blizzard hadn’t given us something a bit more interesting.
ToGC10×2 farmed for the past month with Mad Skill
We could have done it with Insane Skill if it wasn’t for some mage. You know who you are. I think Trokk put it best.

Actual SS

Finally a little note about recruitment…
Currently we are assessing our roster situation.
Our application forum isn’t yet locked but any applicants should know that it may be a while before we can get you a trial spot and even then, it will probably be to help fill out 10 man #3.

We’re currently recruiting tanks of all shapes and sizes with the following basic requirements:

• Must have a pulse
• Capable of using a keyboard and a mouse simultaneously
• A working monitor that can display the game client
• Willing to Raid Sunday – Thursday starting at 6pm server

If this is you please fill out an application on our forums

Don’t worry Grish, We’ll get you Firefighter…

A few other achievements earned that we were not able to get screens of.

Lillithe: “Loves Getting Head in the Cubby”

Taboo: “Iced Tea, No Ice”

Tidoh: “Believes he can solo the brain from 50-30% in under 5 seconds.”

Noemy: “14.4k is Stable Internet”

Weezy: “I Swear I Didn’t Mean to Spawn an Extra One”

Devarious: “Two Shot Off Tank… WTF Why is Shit Hitting Me”

Zenbee: “Fuck Endern… I Can Summon Algalon By My Own Damn Self”

Rasdingo: “If I Ankh Fast Enough No One Will Know I Died”

Braha: “Used a Life Time Supply of Preparation-H in a Single Weekend.”

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